Questions?

[Manvspencil]

Awww @Manvspencil thank you so much... please may I ask something... can you stop getting up at 230am to put your towel on a sunbed?

Can you please stop passing out drunk at 2.27 on the sunbed that I want to put my towel on?

 

[slimguy666]

Who's Drunk Early Morning?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Have you the recipe for Early Morning? If so I'll try to mix it

 

[slimguy666]

I haven't any recipes. What is your favourite?

 

[sarahcupcake]

Can you please stop passing out drunk at 2.27 on the sunbed that I want to put my towel on?

Can't you just tuck me up with your towel and read me a bedtime story MVP?

 

[Manvspencil]

Do you want one where a princess meets her, uh, princess and then it all gets a bit sordid?

 

[slimguy666]

Where does the story end?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Usually on the last page doesn't it?

 

[slimguy666]

Where's the page gone?

 

[Walks]

Did someone light a fag with it?

(Hancock's Half Hour reference)

 

[slimguy666]

A Pint?, thats nearly a armful

 

[sarahcupcake]

Do you want one where a princess meets her, uh, princess and then it all gets a bit sordid?

Do you not mean where a Princess cuts her way through the thorny hedge, swims accross the moat, climbs out wet but determined and she climbs up the tower, breaks open the window and bars and rescues the other Princess and carries her off on a beautiful white horse to a palace where they live happily ever after...?

 

[Manvspencil]

Do you not mean where a Princess cuts her way through the thorny hedge, swims accross the moat, climbs out wet but determined and she climbs up the tower, breaks open the window and bars and rescues the other Princess and carries her off on a beautiful white horse to a palace where they live happily ever after...?

Did you not read the one where the princess rescues the other princess and takes her to her secret sex dungeon?

 

[slimguy666]

Where is the dungeon?

 

[sarahcupcake]

Is it not right that contrary to popular belief the dungeon is at the top of the castle... a light and airy space, light pink walls, polished boards and some nice rugs on the floor, beautiful interlined curtains, a futon, a piano and a roll top bath... and a lovely dressing table and mirror?

 

[slimguy666]

Have you been in the dungeon?

 

[lovetomeet1980]

Since you decorated?

 

[sarahcupcake]

Don't you just love the new dungeon? come on.....

 

[Manvspencil]

There's come on the dungeon?

 

[sarahcupcake]

Would you like to stand next to that small waist height guillotine?