Drink and suck

[andto]

Who wants a drink, chat, and then suck a dick?

 

[leetinyx]

Who wants a drink, chat, and then suck a dick?

Would it lead to being fucked ?

 

[andto]

It depends on how much alcohol is consumed

 

[andto]

Up

 

[drew9999]

Who wants a drink, chat, and then suck a dick?

Yeah where are u

 

[VicBhouy]

Who wants a drink, chat, and then suck a dick?

… maybe we could have sex in a tractor.

 

[andto]

i'm afraid that the tractor and alcohol don't mix

 

[andto]

up

maybe someone else will write something witty

 

[andto]

Sounds fun if the person is sexy

if a person is sexy, alcohol wouldn't be needed

 

[VicBhouy]

No such thing as a sexy tractor driver.

 

[andto]

a tractor without a tractor driver is quite sexy

 

[VicBhouy]

In fairness, you always feel fucked if you get caught behind a tractor on an A road… stick to the fucking fields all you slow coach tractor drivers so city folk can enjoy rural roads without constantly having to crawl for mile after mile.

 

[andto]

Of course, people prefer to ride for miles in traffic jams because of a girl on a bike, especially if she has a nice butt.

 

[andto]

Up, again )

 

[gavla76nw]

Who wants a drink, chat, and then suck a dick?

Can we skip the chat

 

[andto]

no, everything has to be done by the script

 

[gavla76nw]

Oh fair enough what's the script

 

[andto]

something in between "Basic Instinct, 1992", "Eyes Wide Shut, 1999", "Wild Things, 1998" and "Unfaithful, 2002".

 

[gavla76nw]

Im not a film buff so wouldn't know

 

[andto]

you should watch these movies, you'll love them