(I recommended reading the below or the above, preferably both - if you even think about messaging me, your first impression matters)
Been around on most of Cozzi's ex-hivemind chatrooms, mainly SexChat. Pretty sure there was one before that but fucked if I remember what it's called. Mostly here cos I got bored of OFC (guested in here for almost a week and just read the conversations, it's way better) Swears a lot. Listens to music that most people consider "Fuck is that noise?". Might call you a cunt, usually meant affectionately. Bit right-wing despite literally being the child of immigrants.
Good laugh/top banter when you get to know me and realise I'm not a bit of a bitch. Life-long Feyenoord fan. Will ignore your private messages on chat if I haven't got a clue who the fuck you are, hunt me down in open rooms and prove you've got some kind of social skills and I'll likely be responsive to you in private if I find you kinda cute. I don't have a problem with older men, people my age have long since deserted online adult chatrooms in favour of Tinder/POF; but I do have an issue with creepy old men; so just don't be weird and your age won't be a factor in maybe getting some boob or at least a nice chat. But I also wear fishnets, heels and tights a lot and my hair is rarely my natural colour.
You won't get anywhere with me if the only thing about you I can see is your penis, yes we're on an Adult site but if you think that is your best feature and the first impression you want to give; that is why you are here and not getting anywhere. Cya. I've put this in bold because it should come as no surprise that people who think this is a good idea are also illiterate, you are literally making this difficult for yourself by doing so - because you're telling everyone you have nothing else to offer and any woman with a brain that isn't trying to catfish you knows better and can do better.