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[dicusdiminutivus]

Two things I need to know that no-one has ever told me.

What had the bushy topped tree done to deserve so much approbation?

Why is it Major Road, but Corporal Punishment ( I can appreciate General Waste)?

 

[Chump1]

On my way home picked up a few momentous should have ducked quicker.
Decompression leave then reduce my 1000yd stare
No more Mr Noisy but Quiet Man (very good film @Mae and @Red_Phoenix )

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

So Quicker had upset you and you felt a ducking was appropriate? Is that commensurate with position and responsibilities?

 

[Chump1]

In my young days would have taken Quicker up in a chopper and introduced him to Newtons three laws of gravity

 

[Chump1]

Happiness thread

 

[Red_Phoenix]

@Chump1 Thanks for the call out, not sure what thread or what films Mae and I suggested but hey, I get lost in the postings - lol

 

[Firefly]

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Let's hope no-one decides to wax lyrical.

 

[Chump1]

Which is worse, men who get fully naked for sex except for the socks or men who get fully naked for sex except for the watch?

If it’s winter and poor circulation socks may be permissible as long as a matching pair, watch never a good sign suggests the lover is on a tight schedule to get back to the wife

 

[Chump1]

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Suddenly the opening scenes and music from Space Odyssey flashed before my eyes

 

[Chump1]

May the Easter bunny deliver plenty of Cadbury goodness or for those without a sweet tooth spare batteries for the Easter Rabbit

 

[Enigma47]

Stumbled on this one....(in a very good way)!

 

[Enigma47]

Which is worse, men who get fully naked for sex except for the socks or men who get fully naked for sex except for the watch?

Gosh, the socks version! You can easily accidentally leave your watch on (just never look at it).... but socks unforgivable!

 

[Enigma47]

On the vaguely linked thread....when was the last time you shared a chocolate without actually breaking it up?

 

[Chump1]

More plastic surgery this week. Have asked for this version

 

[Chump1]

Fear I might be getting this although still an improvement from my original Features

 

[Firefly]

 

[Enigma47]

Is it the specific nurse look you’re going for Firefly?

 

[Firefly]

Is it the specific nurse look you’re going for Firefly?

No, that's what my nurse looked like.
She was a sweetie, too.

 

[Chump1]

Hotaru no hikari