Rude Names

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Yes, OK, I admit it. I have a crude (schoolboy) sense of humour. So, let's lower the tone, get crude and have a laugh at all those unfortunate names. Places, products, famous people, you name it.

One rule, though, they have to be genuine. Extra kudos for photographic evidence.

I'll start.

That's my summer holidays sorted.Definitely a warm welcome here.
I wonder if there are any vacant houses here.

 

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Those Caribbeans have got taste. Saw these in Tesco. Not suitable for vegans.
Oi! That's my job!
At least they're honest.

 

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Ok if you're looking for a swift one off the wrist.

 

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Currently in goals for West Ham. I hope he doesn't have a bust up and make a tit of himself.

 

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While we're on the subject of football...

 

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You couldn't make this up.

 

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Lucky bugger!

 

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Sounds like a Bond villain. Bet he's married to Violet Wand.

 

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God! Why have I got such a boring name?

 

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Yet again, I'm jealous. I most certainly wouldn't be defensive, though.

 

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Brilliant! This must be one of the most desireable addresses in the UK.

 

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Guess that kicks the daVinci Code into touch. The Pope'll have something to say about this.

 

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This guy must have hated his parents.

 

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These must be best sellers.

 

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A Marriage made in hell.

And one made in heaven. (They could have waited till the honeymoon for the strapon.)

 

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