Things you dont like about porn...

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British accents funnily enough! Not that I have anything against them - anywhere else - film, tv, radio or real life I really like the variety of all the regional dialects (I have a soft spot for Scottish)

But, in porn somehow British accents always sound so fake... maybe it’s just bad acting?
 
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Beautifullsociopath said:
I was in the bank once before the joys of internet banking and they were playing some background music that i heard on some porn i watched i started laughing.
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That’s brilliant! There’s no way I would have been able to keep a straight face.

Makes you wonder if the bank employees had a side line.... maybe that’s how you really negotiate a better savings rate?
 
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Ryancastle said:
British accents funnily enough! Not that I have anything against them - anywhere else - film, tv, radio or real life I really like the variety of all the regional dialects (I have a soft spot for Scottish)

But, in porn somehow British accents always sound so fake... maybe it’s just bad acting?
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Fook yeah slap mi arse hun, bloody ell your a big boy aint ya cum on lets get crackin i got to pick up mi delivery from supermarket in a bit. I cant believe you dont find that sexy lol
 
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Ha! Glad it’s not just me then?

I’ve yet to find any Brit porn that didn’t sound like it was dubbed by the Wurzzles. I find myself waiting for someone to shout “jump on my tractor!”
 
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Ryancastle said:
British accents funnily enough! Not that I have anything against them - anywhere else - film, tv, radio or real life I really like the variety of all the regional dialects (I have a soft spot for Scottish)

But, in porn somehow British accents always sound so fake... maybe it’s just bad acting?
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I don't think porn is known for its Oscar-winning acting :D
 
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Ryancastle said:
You make a fair point! But do you know what I mean too?

I actually quite like some of the acting in American porn movies, I’d almost go as far as saying I’m into following the story.
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Absolutely - accents are generally just a no no!

I love a story! I want to be able to fantasise about a scenario as well as watch it!
 
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Ryancastle said:
Me too! Although now we’re staying into a “Things we like about porn”, which is clearly another thread - if there is one? (There must be)
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I feel that should be a separate thread but it would also possibly be a lot shorter :p a lot of people from the "I just like fucking" brigade, we'd need to add some nuance to it
 
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I’m now struggling to think of things I don’t like about porn.... in general I really like it! I guess I’m also mostly a forgiving guy.... sure the acting and story could be better, yep sometimes there appears to be no reason at all why two (or more) people are actually fucking.... often the sets look awful, prompting me to think “you’re having sex there???”


Wait did i say I was forgiving a moment ago? Turns out there’s a lot of bad porn out there guys.
 
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