QUIZ NIGHTS ARE HERE!!!!

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  1. EvilWolf

    EvilWolf UKChat Newbie

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    Hi Everyone quiz nights are here with permission. Saturday 14th of April 10.30pm UK TIME

    I will have a private room set up for you to join in guests are not allowed registered users only.

    I was a quizmaster/chatroom mod for many years in XS CHAT and know how to do a good quiz night.

    Look for EvilWolf

    Be there or miss one hell of a quiz night that everyone will be talking about.

    I will be in the naughty chat and will create my own room.
     
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  2. EvilWolf

    EvilWolf UKChat Newbie

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    AFTER THE QUIZ because I have been told a few cant make it I will post all the questions on here for fun. its down to you lot to answer them
     
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  3. Alf_Hucker

    Alf_Hucker UKChat Initiate

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    great idea to have quiz nights etc, wonder if a rom for games (sexy, classic etc) can be set up
     
  4. throbbie

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    Can I bring my blow up doll and beer?
     
  5. Queenie

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    Looking forward to it!
     
  6. xxDorisxx

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    whats the prize a date with a mod? :p
     
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  7. HuntersWay

    HuntersWay Guest

    Bahahaha which mod though???? A mod of ones choosing?
     
  8. xxDorisxx

    xxDorisxx UKChat Initiate

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    oh i dont know! we will have to ask evil!
     
  9. colboro

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    cool,love a quiz,i'll try not fall asleep,im usually in bed for 21.00
     
  10. EvilWolf

    EvilWolf UKChat Newbie

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    QUIZ QUESTIONS ANSWERS AND WINNERS

    WEIRD SEX LAWS

    1 Q. In the state of Washington, there is a law against having sex with what under any circumstances.
    A. A virgin

    2. in Cali, Colombia when a bride and groom have sex on their wedding night who must be present to witness it?
    A. The bride's mother. (bonus fact the bride's mother must hang white sheets out the window in the morning with the blood on to prove the bride was a virgin


    3. in Nevada its illegal to have sex without what?
    A. Condoms

    4 in Texas its illegal to own more than 6 what?
    Dildos/vibrators

    5 in Florida its illegal to kiss your wifes what?
    tits

    6 its also illegal in Florida for a married woman to give her husband what?
    A BJ

    7 in the 19th century France women had their hair dyed blue and were made to run through Paris naked as punishment for what?
    A prostitution

    8 its illegal for a man to have what in public in Indiana or South Dakota
    A hard on

    9. there are 2 types of sex that are illegal in Pennsylvania can you name them
    oral sex and anal sex

    10 it's illegal to drink what while having sex in Iowa?
    A Beer

    11 if you have sex in a car in New Jersey you will be a arrested and sent to jail if you do what?
    honk the horn

    12 in Oregon its illegal to do what while having sex?
    A swear

    13 In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while having sex if his partner has what?
    A an orgasm

    14 in In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be what?
    Female

    15 in London its illegal to have sex on a what?
    motorbike.

    WEIRD SEX FACTS

    16 Kellogs cornflakes were invented in a bid to prevent what?
    Masturbation

    17 What item closed down an airport when it was mistaken for a bomb?
    a woman's vibrator

    18 how long can a sperm live inside a woman and still find the egg?
    28 days

    19 A woman in Russia holds the world record for having how many children?
    69 kids.

    20 86% of men who died while having sex were found to be doing what?
    cheating.

    21 why are latex condoms suitable for vegetarians but not suitable for vegans?
    because latex condoms are made with milk protein from cows.

    22 in Japan you have women who go door to door selling what?
    condoms

    23 What is grounds for divorce in 21 states?
    impotency.

    24 What grows fastest on a man when he is having sex?
    his beard.

    25 there have been 262 popes in history how many have died while having sex?
    4

    26 how many positions are in the karma sutra
    64

    27 what is the average speed when a man shoots his load?
    28mph

    28 what is agalmatophilia.
    being turned on by shop dummies

    29 what word cant you spell without seman between the tits
    advertisements

    30 at the age of 19 what % of girls in the UK have already had sex?
    72%

    31 when does a woman's clit stop growing?
    Never

    32 in a recent survey what % of women claimed to have an orgasm by anal sex?
    94%

    33 what is Genophobia: ?
    the fear of sex

    34 what is said to be the most popular sexual position?
    Doggy

    35 what % of women prefer chocolate to sex?
    52%


    Dirty Minds

    36 When I'm not well, I drip and When you blow me, you feel good.
    Nose

    37 I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts
    Peanut Butter.

    38 I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me.
    A Crane.

    39 Over 1,000 people went down on me. and A big hard thing ripped me open.
    The Titanic.

    40 You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
    A tent.

    41 When I go in, I can produce pain. I cause you to spit, and ask you not to swallow.
    A Dentist.

    42 What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' If you don't get it, you have to use your hand
    Fork.

    43 All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me.
    Lift.

    44 Press the right button and I'll come all over your face I usually get spread over your hairy parts When you wipe me off, I get white stuff on your towel
    shaving cream.

    45 starts with C ends in T another word for pussy
    Cat.

    46 When I go down on you, you won't be happy. If you're on me, the whole world is you oyster
    be careful, without protection, you might catch something nasty"
    Internet.

    47 Schwarztenegger has a long one Bruce Lee has a short one Pope doesn't use his
    Last name.

    48 If you really want me, you are going to have to expose yourself If you get naked, I'll be all over you
    You should use protection or else you could get a really nasty disease
    Sun Tan.


    49 I'm a little cold when we first meet When I get hot I start to drip I'm hard at first but then turn soft
    Ice.

    50 Stand back I said, I'm not sure about how big this is going to get. Then I slid my lips around it and began to blow and the next thing I knew it exploded and it was hanging limp
    Balloon.



    PRINCESSJADE 11
    ALF_HUCKER 10
    QUEENIE - 8
    KITTY - 5
    NIBBLES - 5
    XXDORRISXX - 5
    BLACKSTAR1 - 4
    GROUNDPOUNDER 2
    JONNER152 - 1
     
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  11. Cypher

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    awesome evil , and well done jade for winning quiz
     
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  12. EvilWolf

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    NEXT QUIZ NIGHT SATURDAY 28TH, 22:00
     
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    i was hoping the quiz would show how shy and innocent i was, coming second didn't help
     
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    Q1 In Colorado its illegal to knock on your neighbours door and ask to borrow what household item?
    Hoover

    Q2 In Connecticut its illegal for fire trucks to exceed what speed in MPH even if theres a fire?
    25

    Q3 In Florida its illegal for unmarried couples to do what?
    Have sex.

    Q4 in Idaho its illegal to not what while in public
    smile

    Q5 IN Ohio its illegal to get arrested on what day of the week?
    Sunday

    Q6 in Illinois its illegal to speak what language.
    English -

    Q7 IN Kentucky A woman may not buy a what item of clothing without her husband’s permission.
    A hat

    Q8 in Maine its illegal to go to church without what weapon?
    a gun

    Q9 in Virginia its illegal to slap your girlfriends what?
    arse

    Q10 in Tennessee what sex position is illegal?
    69

    Q11 in North Dakota its illegal to go to bed wearing what?
    Shoes

    Q12 in New York its illegal to do what in church?
    Fart.

    Q13 in Michigan its illegal for a woman to do what to her hair without her husband's permission.
    Cut it. -

    Q14 in Massachusetts its illegal to go to bed without having what 1st
    bath or shower.

    Q15 its illegal to wear what in public in Alabama?
    masks

    Q16 in Germany its illegal to talk about what football event.
    1966 world cup win.

    Q17 in Switzerland its illegal to flush the toilet after what time.
    10pm

    Q18 In Thailand its illegal for a woman to go outside without wearing what.
    underwear.

    Q19 In china Giving birth to what is illegal unless given permission
    twins.

    Q20 in France its illegal to name your pet pig after what famous French person.
    Napoleon

    Q21 in Singapore it's illegal to put what type of food in your mouth?
    chewing gum.

    Q22 its illegal in Samoa to gorget your / wifes girlfriends what?
    Birthday.

    Q23 in Portugal its illegal to do what in the ocean?
    Piss / wee

    Q24 in Poland what cartoon bear is illegal?

    Winnie the poo, the beloved cartoon character has been deemed an "inappropriate hermaphrodite"
    there. Because he doesn't wear pants and has non-gender-specific genitalia, Pooh is banned from all playgrounds and children's areas.



    Q25 in Italy it's illegal for kids to do what on the beach?

    build sandcastles. Beach-goers in Italy, may swim and frolic to their heart's content,
    but if they see a small child with a bucket and spade and a gleam of imagination in his eye, they must smack it from his hands immediately. Building sandcastles are illegal



    Q26 in Australia it's illegal for women to use what body part to crush cans?

    her tits.

    One Australian waitress finally discovered her secret superpower by crushing beer cans with nothing but her breasts.
    Unfortunately, she was swiftly informed breast beer-can crushing was illegal and subsequently fined.



    Q27 On what famous road in Germany is it illegal to run out of gas?
    The Autobahn



    Q28 in what Government building in the uk is it illegal to die?
    house of parliament

    Q29 in Chicago its illegal to go fishing while sitting on the neck of what animal?
    Giraffe



    Q30 in In Barbados its illegal to wear what type of clothing?


    QUIZ RESULTS

    PRINCESS JADE 10

    STRATFORD 8

    DORRIS - 5

    HARRY MAVERICK - 4

    GRIZZLY - 2

    GROUNDPOUNDER - 1
     
  15. xxDorisxx

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    next date?
     
  16. EvilWolf

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    Saturday 19th 10pm

    I had to change quiz time something came up.
     
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    SORRY EVERYONE HAD NO INTERNET SATURDAY NIGHT SO i COULDNT DO QUIZ BUT IT WILL HAPPEN 11PM SATURDAY I PROMISE I AM DOING NIGHT SHIFT THAT NIGHT AND QUIZ WILL HAPPEN.
     

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