okies, this is for a planned much only, there's not much we can do with the casual munch really. quite simple, lads must SHAVE!!! then apply nivea, not aftershave. also, nails must be trimmed & buffed. oh, & blow ur nose properly before you start. that's really for your own comfort, I really don't give a fook if you mix your drinks lol. you might want to put a wee dab of olive oil on your thumbs too. I did write more in my 1st draft but I think i'll save that for a wee blog story post thingy cuz I think I rambled a wee bit and it did start getting more like a story than a guide. anyhoo, comments??
make sure your not like a council house garden down there, i dont want to be shouting into brian blesseds mouth
There is nothing on this planet I enjoy more than casual pussy munching. Shaved and Nivea not a problem. I can happily stay down there for hours
I agree with your guidelines, being respectful to your munchtime I have always found it a very enjoyable pleasure
I am not keen on munching unkempt, flea-ridden pussies... I love a clean cunt and dirty mind... not the other way round!
well i'm sure that's got all the girls in here rushing for the veet, wouldnt wanna disappoint what could be the licking of a lifetime looooooool!!!
Hahaha...laugh out loud funny reply Vonni... top quality humour. Congratulations, you have won the top prize which is a licking of a lifetime.... when do you want your prize?
Bloody hell Vonni... that means all I get to lick is a stamp. Sometimes life just ain't fair... and I don't much care for the taste of stamps... yuck!
vonni, u r absolutely right, a gentleman should always shave & buff beforehand, im sure ladies come pre-buffed lol. fyi, grapeseed oil is inert so doesn't react with the skin, perfect for lubrication. xxx
