munching guidelines

okies, this is for a planned much only, there's not much we can do with the casual munch really. quite simple, lads must SHAVE!!! then apply nivea, not aftershave. also, nails must be trimmed & buffed. oh, & blow ur nose properly before you start. that's really for your own comfort, I really don't give a fook if you mix your drinks lol. you might want to put a wee dab of olive oil on your thumbs too. I did write more in my 1st draft but I think i'll save that for a wee blog story post thingy cuz I think I rambled a wee bit and it did start getting more like a story than a guide. anyhoo, comments??

 

make sure your not like a council house garden down there, i dont want to be shouting into brian blesseds mouth

 

oh I didn't mention that there's no carpet. it's laminate flooring, tongue in groove lol

 

in that case, i'm ready to sweep the floor, maybe mop up after

 

And always consider TLC ....Tonguee Licking Clit

 

There is nothing on this planet I enjoy more than casual pussy munching.
Shaved and Nivea not a problem.
I can happily stay down there for hours