munching guidelines

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  1. vonni

    vonni UKChat Familiar

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    okies, this is for a planned much only, there's not much we can do with the casual munch really. quite simple, lads must SHAVE!!! then apply nivea, not aftershave. also, nails must be trimmed & buffed. oh, & blow ur nose properly before you start. that's really for your own comfort, I really don't give a fook if you mix your drinks lol. you might want to put a wee dab of olive oil on your thumbs too. I did write more in my 1st draft but I think i'll save that for a wee blog story post thingy cuz I think I rambled a wee bit and it did start getting more like a story than a guide. anyhoo, comments??
     
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  2. Alf_Hucker

    Alf_Hucker UKChat Initiate

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    make sure your not like a council house garden down there, i dont want to be shouting into brian blesseds mouth
     
  3. vonni

    vonni UKChat Familiar

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    oh I didn't mention that there's no carpet. it's laminate flooring, tongue in groove lol
     
  4. Alf_Hucker

    Alf_Hucker UKChat Initiate

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    in that case, i'm ready to sweep the floor, maybe mop up after
     
  5. Silverfoxjohn

    Silverfoxjohn UKChat Newbie

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    And always consider TLC ....Tonguee Licking Clit
     
  6. Suggs

    Suggs Guest

    There is nothing on this planet I enjoy more than casual pussy munching.
    Shaved and Nivea not a problem.
    I can happily stay down there for hours
     

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