munching guidelines

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  1. vonni

    vonni UKChat Familiar

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    okies, this is for a planned much only, there's not much we can do with the casual munch really. quite simple, lads must SHAVE!!! then apply nivea, not aftershave. also, nails must be trimmed & buffed. oh, & blow ur nose properly before you start. that's really for your own comfort, I really don't give a fook if you mix your drinks lol. you might want to put a wee dab of olive oil on your thumbs too. I did write more in my 1st draft but I think i'll save that for a wee blog story post thingy cuz I think I rambled a wee bit and it did start getting more like a story than a guide. anyhoo, comments??
     
  2. Alf_Hucker

    Alf_Hucker UKChat Familiar

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    make sure your not like a council house garden down there, i dont want to be shouting into brian blesseds mouth
     
  3. vonni

    vonni UKChat Familiar

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    oh I didn't mention that there's no carpet. it's laminate flooring, tongue in groove lol
     
  4. Alf_Hucker

    Alf_Hucker UKChat Familiar

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    in that case, i'm ready to sweep the floor, maybe mop up after
     
  5. Silverfoxjohn

    Silverfoxjohn UKChat Newbie

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    And always consider TLC ....Tonguee Licking Clit
     
  6. Suggs

    Suggs Guest

    There is nothing on this planet I enjoy more than casual pussy munching.
    Shaved and Nivea not a problem.
    I can happily stay down there for hours
     
  7. Emeris

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    I agree with your guidelines, being respectful to your munchtime
    I have always found it a very enjoyable pleasure :)
     
  8. VicBhouy

    VicBhouy UKChat Initiate

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    I am not keen on munching unkempt, flea-ridden pussies... I love a clean cunt and dirty mind... not the other way round!
     
  9. vonni

    vonni UKChat Familiar

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    well i'm sure that's got all the girls in here rushing for the veet, wouldnt wanna disappoint what could be the licking of a lifetime looooooool!!!
     
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  10. IAmDivide

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    Omg wow you sexy fucker.
     
  11. VicBhouy

    VicBhouy UKChat Initiate

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    Hahaha...laugh out loud funny reply Vonni... top quality humour.

    Congratulations, you have won the top prize which is a licking of a lifetime.... when do you want your prize?
     
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  12. vonni

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    send it by 1st class male lol
     
  13. VicBhouy

    VicBhouy UKChat Initiate

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    Bloody hell Vonni... that means all I get to lick is a stamp.

    Sometimes life just ain't fair... and I don't much care for the taste of stamps... yuck!
     
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  15. hobnobs

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    vonni, u r absolutely right, a gentleman should always shave & buff beforehand, im sure ladies come pre-buffed lol. fyi, grapeseed oil is inert so doesn't react with the skin, perfect for lubrication. xxx
     

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