If you could rp anything what would it be?

[Aurora]

Anything you could roleplay in or do

 

[Bigjugs]

I think that I would dress up as a woman who was pre OP.. and loved drama classes who took on a role as a transgender man trying to get over his alter ego and sex obsessed personality disorder also known as Pauline who can't be controlled and often coming out in times of stress with the scene being...her trying to get to her open counselling class escorted by her non understanding and critical best friend who has a cleaning OCD resulting in attendance to the wrong counselling session which should of been accepting who you are and was actually a bible discussion on the disgraceful acceptance of modern behaviour likened to sodom and gomorrah in a role playing discussion where my person ends up as the town whore xxx

Does that make sense xxx

U never fail ehh..... ABSOLOUTE CLASS!!! HEHE X

 

[DirtyOldBastard]

I've always wondered why they went with 'sodomy' rather than 'gomorrahy'

 

[DirtyOldBastard]

Sushi bro gomorrahy is a very secret and dangerously satisfying and always successful way of fulfilling your partner...not for the faint hearted...who told you about this...someone has broken the code..PM me asap lol

Shush dude! You know this was a double-bluff, right???

 

[DirtyOldBastard]

As we Gomorrahites say:
"Black coffee with milk, sweet, no sugar"

 

[DirtyOldBastard]

Well said, brother Shy...

 

[JamesMarcus121212]

bribing a college professor with sex to pass a failing grade is the first thing I think of. That would be pretty sexy, and its versatile.

 

[DirtyOldBastard]

I think you had better continue with the truth in confessions...tell me was the professor wearing a tweed 3 piece suit with monocle and chain watch..brandishing a cane while smoking a pipe or was it a full long white lab coat and goggles with torture work involving a bunsen burner because if so then we have the same degree

Either of those could be me, depending on the day and what subject I'm lecturing.

 

[DirtyOldBastard]

And sadly, no, I've never had a student offer sex for a passing grade. The female students tend to be attentive to their studies not to warrant a failing grade, and the male ones tend leave after befalling a serious accident or two.

 

[DirtyOldBastard]

So your a lecturer in sub patriarchal society as a result of dom matriarchal parenting practices resulting in a Male dominated society for the benefit of female sexual gratification...

No. The Arts

 

[LA75]

Ooh Moanaaaa Lisa! Lol

 

[LA75]

Piss or Con...

Lol

 

[Davida]

Anything you could roleplay in or do

Would love you to be my stepdaughter

 

[MowgliSCN]

Just read this thread and pmsl..it's a great thread and probably the most entertaining here..

How can I out do the shycurious&naughty guy..

Been the organiser of a naturalist group..on a cheesy caravan and campsite with many people enjoying the experience and chance to be naked with out problem..
Slowly understanding my clients I and always making events for the men away from my luxury 6 berth static home..offering free yoga classes to the women and showing them the correct position to be in whilst walking round and inspecting,, with the chance of one to one for those who want to improve for a nominal fee, I work my way through the wives and girlfriends...in a never ending supply of money and sexual encounters...
Some RP but hey I'm sure you understand.

 

[Bigjugs]

Just read this thread and pmsl..it's a great thread and probably the most entertaining here..

How can I out do the shycurious&naughty guy..

Been the organiser of a naturalist group..on a cheesy caravan and campsite with many people enjoying the experience and chance to be naked with out problem..
Slowly understanding my clients I and always making events for the men away from my luxury 6 berth static home..offering free yoga classes to the women and showing them the correct position to be in whilst walking round and inspecting,, with the chance of one to one for those who want to improve for a nominal fee, I work my way through the wives and girlfriends...in a never ending supply of money and sexual encounters...
Some RP but hey I'm sure you understand.

Fuck i was gonna say it will take a lot to out do Shy .... but think u might just have done it ! X

 

[MowgliSCN]

Fuck i was gonna say it will take a lot to out do Shy .... but think u might just have done it ! X

Trust me it was hard work lmao...

 

[MowgliSCN]

I work as a highly skilled and professional masseuse at a world class ladies only health and beauty spa..with a pure white room and relaxing atmosphere I can pick and choose my elite clientele..with only the mega rich and famous having the chance to book my service and paying upfront. only allowing 3 clients a day the waiting list is enormous and the women will do anything to jump the que bumping up the fee with my P.A controlling bidding booking..trained in ancient techniques that prime any female for sexual desires my reputation for this type of massages are spread by the word of mouth...once they are relaxed and ready I begin my work smiling to myself as the signs of physical desire unfold, I turn on the switch to the mega manoeuvre massage lounger on which they are lay ..as I anticipate those guaranteed words..do you do extras...the regulars know the list and just produce the husbands platinum card for my ready and waiting quick swipe machine with newbies enjoying the discussion over the extras list...with the most commonly asked for extra of having long deep oral before being turned over and having good hard deep doggy ...at a cost of...
Bidding booking depending on time and day of the week upto £25,000 this is a 2hr slot.
Oral pussy £5000 oral anus £6500 oral both £10500. each sexual position pussy £8000 or 3 deal for £22000 or 5 position deal £33000.. with a condom no cost without £7500. All anal positions £6000 each no concessions..or an all in what ever you want for £45000 ...all this comes with kissing stroking scratching talking dirty hair pulling and rough play..with ladies who want to suck my cock given permission as long as she rubs my balls and licks the bellend to death with discounts for those who lick my arse out and milk my prostate....
There is a free appointment to the women who comes up with the most suitable and interesting name for my business..lol just for fun x

 

[MowgliSCN]

Having my chat line business where ladies can complain and confess about their love lives.. listening and giving them advice I find out there deepest fantasies..asking if they had the chance would they do it..if it meant no one finds out..as we all would they say yes..then offer my service to their needs..already knowing their biggest thrills I travel to the rescue and help them with their naughty ideas...then with tons of note taking I write my own set of filthy minded novels with the characters being based on the filthy foneline females xxx
It can't fail surely...

 

[IncognitoSCN]

My new Gp is young beautiful and clever and the last few times I have seen her it's obvious she wants fuck...
She doesn't know what to do with herself when I'm in the room and flusters her words and loses her train of thought...smiling at each other I ask her if she's ok with that knowing look...
So my RP is this...I'm going to be a patient who stalks the local medical centre and GP surgeries in search of eligible female medical staff..making repeat appointments to confirm the attraction and likelihood of a result..I lead my symptoms to the need for a trousers down on the bench medical examination of course leading to great relief when they diagnose my condition as being a naughty boy who needs a good seeing to..
In the end my sex appointments will lead to a GP patient abuse of trust hearing where I win a huge payout and need further treatment for the previous GPs behaviour..of course leading to my next set of sex appointments...

 

[Hornyongear]

U never fail ehh..... ABSOLOUTE CLASS!!! HEHE X

Wow gorgeous jugs

Just needed saying