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so, you're doing a nice wank on ur friend ok? so sometimes u pop it in ur mouth, so then it becomes a bj, ok? so there's a wank & there's a bj. but suppose instead u use ur wand or bullet? u know u can get multiples from him if u persevere, lol. so, wot we don't have is a name for this. i...

okies, this is for a planned much only, there's not much we can do with the casual munch really. quite simple, lads must SHAVE!!! then apply nivea, not aftershave. also, nails must be trimmed & buffed. oh, & blow ur nose properly before you start. that's really for your own comfort, I really...

okies so I'm doin a wank on my friend - again! - anyhoo so we doin fine & he starts doin his "i'm n &early there" face & contortions so I slow down a bit, then I can see its leakin a bit, u kno that prelude to a shot? so, I stop, & no shot, just bobbing & a wee bit leakage. now, my point is...

now then, with all the PC around gender fluidity, should we still call manfluids cum, spunk, jizz? and do us girls still gush, squirt, dribble, ooze? or should we now have one catch-all word that describes evrythin? my personal view is that its more ladylike to scoosh rather that dump a...

okies so here's ur chance & there's only 1 correct answer!!!! what is the MOST erotic & stimulating part of our body?? oh & btw when i say our, i mean mine lol. answer next friday.

So, I was doin a wank on a friend, goin along nicely thank u very much, nice wee rythym & squeezies, & I was wonderin whether to put chorizo on our pizza instead of salami when he starts speakin klingon, so I kno he's close like. So I concentrate a wee bit more & doin my wee inspections. Now...

Ok, so I was doin a practice wank on a friend who's really nice that way, & I was doin just fine, nice wee rythym, u kno, like when ur out for a wee run & ur pumpin ur arms to help get a wee bit speed up? Nice wee bit thumb action too, just to help things along. So, anyhoo he's getting his goofy...

so, I been binge watchin californication - rude but funny! anyhoo, a female character claimed she was havin an assgasm!! REALLY!!??? so I googled it and bloodyhell it appears to be true, it's poss. well now i'm all for multiple orgasms like, but multiple bumgasms??? well curiosity isn't...

well i still havent figured out how to put an extra pic in my profile. is it even poss?

I enabled stevie's notifications for when someone messages me. how do I switch him off?