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A pirate wakes up cold and with morning wood. Shiver me timber.

My friend said if she could change anything about her body, she'd have a third breast. That's odd.

What do vaginas and tarpaulin roofs have in common? If you don't keep them nailed, they end up all over the street.

...I may have done.

I won't actually vote since it's for the ladies, but I echo the sentiment that's been expressed so far. *daydreams*

My definition of cheating: when you do something you hope your SO never finds out about. It's the deceit that makes it cheating.

I was planning to meet my biological dad today, but he pulled out at the last minute...

Masterworks - The Greatest Science Fiction Stories of the Twentieth Century. I'd strongly recommend having a go at short stories if you haven't tried it before.

Hello. That's an enchanting picture you have.

Nice picture.

Hello all. I decided to give this place a go since all flash chats have been rendered useless. Anyone fun about? x Sam.

Despite losing her sight, my neighbour is still working as a prostitute. You have to hand it to her.