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    My wife spent an hour and a half getting ready to go out last night. Finally the bathroom door...

    My wife spent an hour and a half getting ready to go out last night. Finally the bathroom door opened and she said, "Do l look fat in this?" I said, "Yes, but to be fair it is a small bathroom!"
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    My wife and I are getting really sick of this guy randomly leaping out from under the...

    My wife and I are getting really sick of this guy randomly leaping out from under the table,raising a glass of sherry and saying "Here's to you both,long may you live and prosper". Maybe a pop-up toaster wasn't such a good idea after all.....
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    I need to let a cock explode in my mouth (Glasgow areas)

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    Beautiful profile photo. Xxxx
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    So this fella in the pub sold me a rare, antique map of the Sahara Desert for only £20 last...

    So this fella in the pub sold me a rare, antique map of the Sahara Desert for only £20 last night.... This morning when I sobered up I realised that it was a sheet of sandpaper...
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    Whenever it's sunny, I go to the pub to keep cool. Rain? Off to the pub to keep dry. Snow? Off...

    Whenever it's sunny, I go to the pub to keep cool. Rain? Off to the pub to keep dry. Snow? Off to the pub to keep warm. I'm worried I may have a problem with weather.……
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    Beautiful profile photo. Xxxx

    Beautiful profile photo. Xxxx
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    I phoned my boss's mobile. "I'm on the train heading to the south coast now." "What?.." He...

    I phoned my boss's mobile. "I'm on the train heading to the south coast now." "What?.." He answered, sounding a bit annoyed. "It's five 'o' clock in the morning! What are you doing on a train?" "You tell me," I replied. "You're the one who told me to be in Brighton early this morning."
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    The missus keeps bollocking me because I keep talking like a news reader . More on that story...

    The missus keeps bollocking me because I keep talking like a news reader . More on that story later…….
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    My Grandad recalls fighting them on the beaches. Lovely man, terrible deckchair attendant……..

    My Grandad recalls fighting them on the beaches. Lovely man, terrible deckchair attendant……..
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    My mates son came home from school Friday..He said,Dad,I have got a part in the school...

    My mates son came home from school Friday..He said,Dad,I have got a part in the school play..That's brilliant son,what part is it..He said,I am playing a husband..Don't worry son,I said,Maybe you will get a speaking part next time....
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    My instructor said to me this morning...Can you read that numberplate from here...Yes,I...

    My instructor said to me this morning...Can you read that numberplate from here...Yes,I said....Well,open the parachute then you twat...
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    I was asked by a mate,a couple of days ago,what is the secret to your happy marriage..You still...

    I was asked by a mate,a couple of days ago,what is the secret to your happy marriage..You still call your wife darling and honey after all these years,you must really love her..I said ,the truth is,I forgot her name 10 years ago and am too afraid to ask her……
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