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Urch, get some taste.

Little white willies are out of vogue darling. All about big ones these days. Maybe you should try and trick a few down at the pentecostal?

You look like you think you're £280 plus an hour. If you're Russian or from somewhere ex-soviet than the price is about £80. Let's have it right.

You know the real goods are here. Come get them.

I find car sex is only okay if you have a modest-sized dick. Good for you though champ. Experience I'll never have.

Ah, don't brother at this point innit. Save face. Salvaging dignity is what your focus should be now.

Urch, don't bother. He took 20 images trying to get the one he was happy with. And even then it disappoints. Not a bad flaccid length, but fuck its thin. AIn't nothing we can do about a pencil. Girth is paramount. 5/10 from me.

It's not unfounded champ, You look old as shit. Perhaps step aside and make wicker baskets or something? Something more fitting to your temperament now that you are a beta. Or a Zeta even.

Pfft, are you humouring him? JEEEEEES

How about keeping those to yourself pal? I like triumphant dicks. Not limp dicks with no ambition. Maybe time to buy a cottage in Herefordsire and call it a day bud?

Hoping it stays locked down for the sake of all these limp dicks crooning over it. What a sad pool of men (can we call them men?) to choose from. I know Jugs comes here for the Kudos and not the meets. No doubt she got some action going on that surpasses this desperate lot.

I was hoping to get my CR scratched, you know anyone with the hookup? Don't mind a new identity.

Do you live in a cold place?

When we gonna hook up. Balls in your court. I'm not bothered either way. You should be hot for it mind you. I'll just be over here on the telefono. No need to eavesdrop.

Hugh Grant

What's with the limp dick? Nothing worse than a tepid, flaccid penis. Get some wind in it son.

You should be putting clothes on, not taking them off. It's cold.

Glad I made someone laugh. All worth it.

Can't have my good name ruined here! Do I have a good name? Probably not. Just my name then. Can't have my name ruined. Although I've probably already ruined it by winding people up the way I do.

Yes, I'm partial to a cock. I take it you;'d be a bottom since you havent got the tool to do the screwing. Suits me, I'm a power top all day long. Would love to fuck your sweet little ass, message me hun xx