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A jokes embarrassing? Okay then!!!!
Oh I know that is! Makes the ladies go red it does
Well thats their fault if they get rage n go red! That is embarrassing! N don't talk about yaself like that, your alrite in small doses!
I never said u go red ya melt, I said other ladies do, youre far from a lady! No im better in large doses! Small doses doesn't cut it tbh
Well thats unusual for you aint it, #sarcasm
Wood in the morning? We are talking twig right?
Lolly pop stick, would be the more correct term. Good for licking, just sayin :P
Stick and duct tape just to keep your wee willy winkle upright eh?
Omg, how the fuck did u guess that? It would of been amazing if you guessed i had to cut the lollypop stick in half to so it matched the length! #Whatafookerofanob
Kinda thought that wouldn’t be have clarified. Mini popsicles R Us lol.
Lmao! Seriously bang outta order that is. Unforgivable!!! #fiona
Boring being in order all the time. Can’t take the truth eh? Xoxo
Oh the truth hurts :( could lie to me ffs not hard lol. Youre never in order tbf. Even the builder thinks so xxx
The builder is quite happy with the amount of money that he is getting for hanging my shelves ;)
Oh that old chestnut. Is that what they're calling it nowadays? "Hanging the shelves"? See i wouldnt know, me being all shy n innocent xx
Cobweb removal is out of my price range Fred
You wouldn't pay for that service elsa! You'd have to pay someone do it ;) lmao
Which is what I’m saying. No one would be so brave
What about William Wallace, he had a brave heart lol
What’s a heart?
Swinging brick, that pounding feeling in ya chest. Usually followed by a cold feeling??? I think