Mae

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  Mae

• Today at 2:52 PM

My word of the day ……… Fuckknuckle

if anyone is interested yesterday’s was Knobjokey

peace and love biatchs

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  Mae

• Today at 11:53 AM

anyone Wants me I’m >>>>>>> having a lady wank lmao

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  Mae

• Today at 12:46 AM

I’ve nearly got as many points as Liverpool- does that mean I’m up for pervert of the year?

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  Teenmum

• Yesterday at 9:51 PM

Peaks in to check your just as sexy and you are x

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  Red_Phoenix

• Yesterday at 9:53 AM

~Has a light bulb moment, checks to make sure the Lush3 is missing, Ha... opens the app and dials the speed up~

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  Red_Phoenix

• Yesterday at 9:49 AM

~slips in to investigate violation levels of the @Mae profile, finds levels disappointingly low, decides to drop some filthy stuff on the bed, next to a pair of well worn knickers..~

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  Mae

• Tuesday at 6:01 PM

So if I ask a girl to sit on my face so I can guess her weight - do you think she’ll let me eat the difference….. asking for a friend (me) lol

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  Mae

• Tuesday at 5:35 PM

I can confirm that apart from @Red_Phoenix my profile has remain throughly unviolated - we are disappointed…..

Mae and her team xx

P.S any dic picks will result in you being sent to the men only chat room

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  Red_Phoenix

• Tuesday at 9:08 AM

Note to self: It is pointless signing things anonymous on your personalised note paper Doh!!!!

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  Red_Phoenix

• Tuesday at 9:07 AM

~slips in, delivers knickers, checks outgoing laundry, leaves note, slips out ~

Note reads:
Morning I left you a treat, see if you can find it..

Secret Admirer xxx

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  Teenmum

• Monday at 10:21 AM

Smile and be happy as your still amazing x

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  Mae

• Monday at 9:55 AM

Ok Bad to fucking worse

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  Mae

• Monday at 7:56 AM

Sits and waits and hopes

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  Mae

• Monday at 7:05 AM

When you wake up to the worst start to any day EVER.

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  Mae

• Monday at 1:10 AM

Well it’s today, I’m awake but going to bed pretty uneventful ending to the weekend.

if I dream about any of you my money is on….

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  Red_Phoenix

• Sunday at 7:04 PM

Oh Mae, could I introduce you to Miss Hattie Watson and Friend ~winks~

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  Red_Phoenix

• Sunday at 5:15 PM

I am not saying anything, and certainly not showing you, but my bikini line could really do with a little grooming...

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  Red_Phoenix

• Sunday at 11:52 AM

Happy Sunday Sexy Mae...

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  Teenmum

• Saturday at 8:09 AM

Due to unexpected circumstances and the need for a change of leadership and more that some people are just bloody sexy in and out of the bed and has nothing to do with jealously or bribery (sorry the office is now closed till Monday)

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  Mae

• Saturday at 7:46 AM

Dear Today, soooo yesterday threw down the gauntlet- step up bitch I dare you